[Dialogue you may have missed from Episode One of Season Two from The Walking Dead.],
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself. 22-04-2014.
hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
"all we need is your credit card information"
The 26 Pokeballs that you should know
dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on
i thought this bitch was like 12